After an extended break our agony aunts Queenie Le Trout and Vivian Herpes-Summers are back with us to help solve your problems - in their own unique way. So if you are in need of help these two may - just may - be worth turning too.

Warning: This article contains strong language and sexual references.

Queenie and Vivian are back once more in their capacity as agony aunts to try and help solve all your problems; be they personal or professional. In the past the duo have helped, not always successful, a wide range of people from coming to terms with their sexuality, unwanted pregnancies, cheating boyfriends, lying girlfriends and scheming mother-in-laws. They’ve even played match-makers and fortune tellers along the way. So if you have a problem and you think Queenie and Vivian might be able to help now’s the time to ask! Post your problem below and you may feature in Queenie and Vivian’s column on Sunday.

Queenie Le Trout will return later in the year with more of her Showbiz Round-Ups where she mocks celebrities, newspapers, silly stories and the odd Tory MP.

Queenie Le Trout, our agony aunt and showbiz mocker, presents her third annual round up of the bizarreness that is the Eurovision Song Contest. Yes it really is that time of year again when Queenie risks the wrath of her European counterparts and she ruthlessly dishes her opinions on this years contest held in Olso, Norway. Read on to find out what Queenie thought about the UK entry as well as those from Moldova, Belgium and old favourite, Serbia.

 Warning: This article features strong language which some readers may find offensive.

It’s that time of the weekend again when our agony aunt turned showbiz mocker Queenie Le Trout casts her eye over the world of showbiz – and a few other stories bedsides – and gives her own unique opinion on what’s going on. This time around Queenie dishes her thoughts on stories involving Piers Morgan, Michael Barrymore and James Corden

Warning: Some readers may be offended by this article. If you are easily offended we politely suggest you go somewhere else.

It’s that time of the week again when our agony aunt turned showbiz mocker Queenie Le Trout casts her eye over the world of showbiz – and a few other stories bedsides – and gives her own unique opinion on what’s going on. This time around Queenie dishes her thoughts on stories involving Megan Fox, trips to the moon and Matthew Horne.

Warning: Some readers may be offended by this article. If you are easily offended we politely suggest you go somewhere else.