Queenie’s Christmas Speech: Bah Humbug! PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 25 December 2009 15:00
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It’s Christmas afternoon and after the traditional turkey lunch the nation is sitting down ready to read Queenie’s annual speech.........somehow we think not. Anyway here it is folks; Queenie’s annual and traditional Christmas Speech – her third in fact! This year Queenie looks back on another rather crap year and dishes her own unique and blunt opinions on it.

 

Warning: Contains strong languages, sexual references and a general barrage of offensive material. Some readers may find comments made within this speech offensive – especially if they are Daily Mail readers. Therefore we politely suggest you watch something more suited to you...like the Nuremberg rallies of the 1930s perhaps.

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Queenie: We Are NOT Amused! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Queenie Le Trout   
Monday, 14 December 2009 17:07

 

ATV Queenie and VivianDon’t worry! Agony aunts Queenie and Vivian aren’t back with more insults and ‘advice’. No Queenie is just letting it be known she isn’t entirely too happy about the introduction of the ‘Comment’ box to the website.

Warning: Contains strong language and sexual references.

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Missy on Sunday: Lost in the Post PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, 29 November 2009 13:00

 

ATVMissy Price, one of our other Agony Aunts, continues her new stint of Missy on Sunday. This week she reveals how her last issue was lost in the post and ponders on what some MP’s could do next if they lose their seats at the next election.
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Missy on Sunday: He Had To Go PDF Print E-mail
Written by Missy Price   
Sunday, 15 November 2009 01:49

Missy Price, one of our other Agony Aunts, continues her new stint of Missy on Sunday. This week she reveals how she loathes commercial television, gives a recipe for quiche and reveals your suggestions for new names.

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Missy On Sunday: Time for a change PDF Print E-mail
Written by Missy Price   
Sunday, 01 November 2009 09:16

 

atvMissy Price, one of our other Agony Aunts, returns for a new stint of Missy on Sunday. This week she’s pondering on a new name for her column after someone told her MOS was also the name of a newspaper.

  
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MOS: Ladies of Complaints PDF Print E-mail
Written by Missy Price   
Sunday, 25 October 2009 10:10

 

ATVMissy Price, one of our other Agony Aunts, returns for a new stint of Missy on Sunday. This week she’s dealing with the tricky subject of complaints from readers about her close friend, Queenie Le Trout.

  
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Q&V: Short and not very Sweet PDF E-mail
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Saturday, 17 October 2009 06:53

Queenie and Vivian are back – well at least they were. Over the past four weeks our regular Agony Aunts have not only been answering your problems but also playing match-maker with your love lives but all good things must come to an end. Because of their refusal to take pay cuts we could only afford them for five issues for this season and believe it or not their time has come – yes this is issue number five. They’ll be back at some point later in the year after this last issue and we’ve got several cheaper replacements lined up until then. In their last issue of their current season please expect plenty of strong language, sexual references and the occasional threat of violence. Those of a sensitive nature look away now. Those who don’t give a dam why not read on.

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