Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden ‘annoy’ Simon Cowell

My first story this week darlings concerns Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden, two of the judges on Britain’s Got Talent. It still amazes me that these two are actually judges on the panel but then again it amazes me anyone thought Kelly Brooke joining the panel would be a good idea! Surely judges on a panel who are there to judge talent should er actually have a recognisable talent? Anyway Piers Morgan has told The News of the World that he and fellow judge Amanda Holden deliberately annoy Simon Cowell. 
 

"Of course I do it to wind him up! Though only if I like them. There are some acts I know he'll instinctively loathe. And you don't want it all to be good-looking young people singing and dancing. So mine and Amanda's role is extremely important - it's a foil to Simon. "When we do it he goes crazy. He's not a shouter but there's an icy look [that] descends on his face. It's almost volcanic, like lava building up. He sulks and goes to stew for bit in the corner." – Morgan quoted in the News of the World 

I’m quite sure that Simon Cowell isn’t the only one who can find Morgan and Holden irritating at times. I seem to remember Heather Mills laying into poor Piers Morgan only a few weeks ago.

Robin Hood “star” swore at police”

Now then it was that headline that caught my eye darlings as I sat flicking through pages and pages of stories for this round-up. I immediately thought it was about Russell Crowe who stars as Robin Hood in the new Hollywood Block-buster film. That’s the film where he allegedly lapses into an Irish accent at times. I say allegedly darling because I haven’t seen the film and I don’t really plan to. I still remember Robin Hood: Princes of Thieves and I still haven’t forgiven Hollywood or Bryan Adams for that horror. Several hours of my life I won’t get back accompanied by an awful love song that makes me want to puke.

So I read the store about this “swearing at police” only to find it wasn’t Russell Crowe at all but Jonas Armstrong who played the character in the crappy BBC Television Series. It was axed last year because it got so appallingly bad viewers were switching over to Primeval instead, which is really saying something. Vivian and I watched the first five episodes of Robin Hood way back in 2006 and we were quite convinced it had been written by the teletubbies.

News in Brief:

Robert Pattinson respects Daniel Radcliffe. That’s according to Digital Spy who felt they could get a story out of this. Pattinson was speaking to CBS when he said he ‘respected the Harry Potter star’s ability on-screen’. That’s nice darlings and I suppose someone has too. I don’t. I remember the first time I saw Harry Potter. I might have had a hangover darlings but I could still tell it was a load of old crap.

James Corden was spared a parking ticket because the traffic warden, or are they called Traffic Control Officers these days, thought he was ‘’too important’ for one and wanted his autograph instead. Too fucking important? James Corden? Who did the silly cow think he was? John Prescott? No darlings I’m too important for parking tickets but that doesn’t stop me collecting them like a freak collects stamps!

It’s been one weird fucking week darling where Michael Barrymore is concerned. First there was a story earlier in the week which claimed the tragic comedian had turned straight and was dating a blonde. The article claimed Barrymore was throwing a “going back in the closet party” to celebrate his rediscovered heterosexuality. Now though it seems as though the woman he was “in a relationship with” has denied it all! She has claimed she is happily married and NOT in a relationship with Barrymore.

So this rather leaves me confused – is Michael Barrymore still gay? Has he gone back into Narnia? Has he rediscovered the straight bus? Have the tabloids made it all up? Do I, or even you, given a toss? Answers below darlings!

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• |2010-06-09 23:20:25 Allan  - BBC Robin Hood Series
  The series was not crappy at all but the opposite! It was amazing and much better than the new movie eventhough i am a fan of Russell Crowe!
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• |2010-06-11 12:10:56 Da Hood
  Oh come on! It was awful! Cliched storylines and scripts which is a shame because some of the cast were actually good actors. Could have been soooooo mucb better!
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