Eye Spy: Santa’s To Blame for the Economy!!

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Friday, 01 January 2010 02:33

Santa Claus Will Send You To Hell!

As our introduction says this week’s video is Christmas related but we just had to use it. You see those loony Westboro Baptist lot have now taken against Santa. Well they hate pretty much everything else on God’s Earth so we guess it was only a while before Father Christmas himself bore the wrath of the religious loonies. Yes they’re calling Santa a Pagan Idol who loves “fags”, is too blame for the economy and will send you all to hell. They are so concerned about the threat that Santa poses to the righteous, god-fearing peoples of the world that they’ve released this music video, to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, to warn us all of his evil agenda!

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One Cat, One Piece of String, One Woman and a 999 call

Christmas is the time of year for family to gather around and enjoy each other’s company but for the Police it’s the time of year where stupid, thick people [usually chavs] call them for stupid things. Now you’d think most people would understand that a 999 means you have a real emergency – a life or death situation. Sadly not everyone realises that and in Manchester someone rang the Police because their cat was playing with some string and had been for two hours. Yes darling that’s really a situation for the Police to deal with. We wonder whether the silly cow had considered taking the string away from the said cat?

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