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 A look back at the last few days in the Big Brother house as the final few celebrities hope to be crowned the winner of 2010.
DAY 23 12.03pm In the Lounge Jonas tells Stephanie that "everyone is amazing". Stephanie agrees. Meanwhile in the Diary Room Nicola is talking about Stephanie and describes her as being her "best friend" in the House. She also tells Big Brother that Stephanie is teaching her how to act posh, by sitting properly and lowering her voice. Big Brother asks if she will talk posh and Nicola attempts a rather unconvincing posh voice saying "hello Big Brother how are you today" but Big Brother isn't convinced, and asks her to try again, so Nicola replies, "Big Brother, I am talking as posh as I can".
12.33pm Big Brother calls Ivana to the Diary Room and informs her that there is "exciting news" and explains that she has been nominated for "best business woman in a reality TV show" on the Scandinavian TV show "Kugel Fresh". Furthermore, there will be a live link up to the Kugel Fresh studio later in the day, where if she wins, Ivana will be asked to give an acceptance speech in English, then German, then Russian.
 As Ivana is in the Diary Room, Big Brother gathers the rest of the Housemates in the Lounge and informs them of Ivana's award but tells them that "this is a completely fake award. In order to complete and pass the task, Housemates must convince Ivana the award is genuine. If Ivana realises the award is fake, the task will be failed. If Housemates are successful, Big Brother will throw a glamorous awards show party for the House".
Dane says to Jonas "you're going to be the best for this - it's Scandinavian." The other Housemates agree and tell Jonas that Ivana will no doubt ask him all about the show and that he should say he knows of it. Dane says that Jonas should say that ABBA won it.
Back in the Diary Room Big Brother asks Ivana what she might say in her acceptance speech to which Ivana gives an example in Russian. Big Brother then comments that "it sounds like you are a veteran".
Ivana returns to the house and tells the Housemates about the nomination. She asks Jonas if he knows 'Kugel Fresh' and Jonas cautiously says "it sounds very familiar….it's an award right?" and then more convincingly states "it is held in the same location as the Grammy awards".
1.41pm Ivana has been getting ready for a live link up with the Kugel Fresh studio for 17 minutes. Ivana emerges from the Bathroom after getting ready and Vinnie questions "are you going to wear black for the awards?” Ivana reveals she "would have worn an evening gown" but it was in storage. Stephanie remarks that black is a slimming colour, Dane then rubs it in further by asking Ivana if she is going to get changed.
2.01pm In the Bathroom Ivana interrogates Jonas about Kugel Fresh asking him "what is the show?" Jonas tells her he has heard the name and knows that they have an awards ceremony held in Stockholm "with maybe 1000 people watching". He also adds that he received an award at the same venue in 2007.
Ivana and Jonas then go into the Bedroom, Jonas asks when she will record the speech and that it would best to try and keep it simple. Ivana goes into the toilet and then Jonas whispers to Dane, "it's going to be so funny when she realises the award is fake. She's going to feel so stupid."
3.14pm While Ivana gets ready for her live link up with Kugel Fresh, the rest of the housemates have been gathered in the lounge. Vinnie suggests that "whatever way this goes, she won't be amused". The live link to the Kugel Fresh studio begins and despite Ivana facing tough competition from 'Martha Stewart's Jailhouse Rocks' and 'Tamara Melon's Toe-Jam', she prevails as the winner and is presented with the trophy. Ivana makes her acceptance speech giving the V for victory sign to the cameras and says she is "deeply honoured and overwhelmed."
Whilst Ivana continues her speech, Big Brother informs the rest of the housemates about the second part of their task - "All housemates must firstly tell Ivana that her award looks stupid. At least three Housemates must then drink from the award. Finally, one or more Housemates must smash the award."
 Back in the Diary Room after receiving the award Ivana tells Big Brother she was surprised to beat such esteemed opponents and jokes that Martha Stewart will "probably be unhappy camper right now".
Ivana rejoins the house and jubilantly tells the housemates she won and says "Martha Stewart will be fuming". The housemates gather around Ivana and look at the trophy. Stephanie takes it from her and drops it on the floor, smashing it and the room falls briefly silent. Ivana points out the glass was fragile and housemates proceed to criticise the trophy with Nicola commenting "it wasn't very nice", and Dane stating "it looked plastic" and "pretty cheap". Vinnie runs to the bathroom to tell Alex "Steph ******* broke it". So, in the Kitchen, Vinnie, Dane, Nicola and Stephanie plan how to drink from the trophy and decide to tell Ivana it is a tradition that happens when a team wins the FA Cup for good luck. They come up with the idea of using a section of the (sugar) glass like a funnel and back in the Bedroom, Jonas, Dane and Nicola all drink from it.
3.41pm It's been 20 minutes since Ivana won her Best business woman in reality TV award and 7 minutes since Stephanie broke the award. Vinnie comments that he doesn't think Stephanie is upset, Nicola tells Ivana that Stephanie has gone into the Diary Room and is about to cry.
In the Diary Room Stephanie is crying…. With laughter. She hysterically explains to Big Brother that all she was doing was "feeling it out" and didn't realise it was sugar glass. Big Brother replies "Big Brother doesn't believe you feel terrible" to which Stephanie breaks into hysterical laughter again.
In the Bedroom the Housemates wonder whether Stephanie dropped the trophy on purpose, Ivana urges the other housemates to not give Stephanie a hard time about as "she's in tears". Back in the Diary Room, where Stephanie is still laughing, Big Brother suggests that she composes herself before talking to Ivana again and then having calmed down, Stephanie goes back to the house, where Nicola observes that she looks upset. Ivana goes to console Stephanie, giving her a hug and tells her to stop crying and that the award was ugly anyway and she shouldn't feel. Clearly trying not to break into laughter, Stephanie goes into the Bedroom, leaving Ivana in the Kitchen, tidying up the broken fragments of her award.
5.13pm Big Brother gathers the housemates on the sofas for the result of today's task and informs Ivana that the award was fake. Ivana then claims she knew that all along.
 8.33pm After passing the task Big Brother has thrown an awards party for the House. Dressed in black tie the housemates sit drinking champagne and eating canapés.
9.21pm Housemates have been enjoying their awards party for the past 48 minutes, Vinnie asks Alex "have you got a suit like that at home… is it from when you worked on the door" and then continues to wind Alex up observing that Alex has got some fake tan on his collar. Alex then calls Vinnie an "a*se hole". Vinnie then suggests that Alex should "lie on the bed naked" and let Jonas give him a spray tan. Alex then jokes that he and Jonas are no longer friends because Jonas presented Nicola with 'the most attractive housemate' award.
9.47pm As part of their awards party, each housemate was given a goody bag that contained moisturisers, hair products and spray tan. In the Bathroom, Jonas is giving Alex a spray tan, Alex is naked but for a strategically held towel. Jonas says "this is bizarre" and asks "what you your girlfriend say?" Alex encourages him and jokes "spray my ass, bitch".
Back in the Bathroom Alex asks how the tan is looking and despite there being areas which are decidedly patchy, Jonas says that "the front looks fine".
The housemates then go into the Bedroom and Nicola asks Alex "did you do your winky?"
DAY 24 9.55 am. Stephanie is in the Diary Room she says she is feeling ropey. She thinks it will be strange to leave the house and return to her real life. The "outside is looming this has been such a cocoon - I've just dropped everything. Fabulous!" It is the night after Nicola presented Alex with the award for being the thickest housemate. Nicola and Alex chat about being thick. Nicola "I really think I'm thicker" and explains Alex seems more knowledgeable than her. Nicola says "was you brainy at school?" "I was in the top sets at school." But then explains it doesn't mean much now as she's not knowledgeable. And so it's sometimes just easier to let people assume you are thick.
 2.07pm The housemates have been gathered in the lounge for a task. They each have been giving a big round lump of clay to sculpt into the head of Lionel Richie. Ivana says she will go mad if she loses a nail. The video and music of Lionel Richie plays into the house, the song ‘Hello’ features a video in which a blind girl makes a moulded face of Lionel. Vinnie is feeling unwell so Big Brother allows him to sit out the task.
Once the housemates have watched the video for inspiration they put on their eye masks and complete the task blind. To concentrate the creative flow of the housemates the song Hello plays throughout the task. Dane hums along.
As the housemates sculpt away in their blindfolds, a Lionel Richie impersonator, David from Essex, enters the lounge secretly and walks around to judge their handiwork. The housemates speculate why the bedroom door is locked. Wondering if Lionel Richie could be in the house.
The housemates finish the task and are allowed to remove their masks. They all laugh at their own and each other's finished pieces. Big Brother explains whilst they were working Lionel Richie came in and judged and has awarded Stephanie to be the winner.
3.50pm Stephanie and Dane are in the kitchen. She wonders what she will win for winning her sculpture task... she hopes it is real coffee.
6.22pm Dane and Jonas are in the snug talking about who will go first. Dane says he doesn't want it to be him as it then means he'd be the most unpopular out of all the current housemates. And likely to get boos.
 In the sitting room Vinnie and others are talking about Dane and when he used to go out with Katie Price. Vinnie refers to an alleged sex tape. Vinnie queries why she'd have been with Dane. Nicola explains he was more famous than her back then. Stephanie explains, "she was younger and he was hot."
6.44 The housemates are now talking about Alex whilst he is in the Diary Room. Nicola thinks he's lovely and just hopes he hasn't been dumped whilst he's been in the house. Vinnie points out he always talks about his partner as he doesn't name her.
9.18pm Big Brother has given the housemates some topics to discuss together. Alex says his best moment was destroying the snow man. Ivana says her best moment in the house was when she was "honoured as best International Business Woman and beating Martha Stewart." Vinnie admits how he thought "there would be bigger names. I went into a depression about it. " "He assumed there would be big, big stars as it was the last one."
10.36pm Dane is in the Diary Room, telling Big Brother he hopes the public see him differently and he doesn't mind if they just think 'he's alright'. He says everyone wants to win now, so he won't lie, he would like to win.
DAY 25 11.28 Vinnie is in the garden when he hears a noise "Psst! Vinnie it's me the tree."
Vinnie is promised the chance to see the fourth round of the FA Cup Leeds V Tottenham Hotspur if he does a Tree of Temptation task. The two parts to the task are: he has to take Alex aside and secretly confess he too has cross dressed and loved it. Then over lunch he must get over emotional with the housemates confess he's made some really great mates, and even shed "a few tears".
 11.41am The tree speaks to Vinnie again to check he's on track to carry out the task. He is but only for the sake of the other housemates. Vinnie goes around the house taking all their lunch orders.
Nicola is in the bedroom talking to Stephanie. She says her mum thought Stephanie would take good care of her in the house. In the kitchen Vinnie takes Alex to one side and discusses dressing in womens clothing.
12.26pm Vinnie looks down the lunch table at his fellow housemates. Jonas is talking about computer games - Vinnie's got his head in his hands - he looks genuinely upset. He then asks if everyone meant it when they said they will keep in touch. He explains they've all become really close and no one on the outside will understand what we've done what we've been through.
1.28pm Vinnie is telling some of the housemates about an audition he was up for. He asked if he need to have an American accent for it. He did so he did one.. The next day his agent called and said great news you've got the job and thank goodness you decided not to do the accent as that got you the part.
2.22pm Dane is in the bedroom talking about when he first was famous "Number 1 when I was 18". Vinnie is in the Diary Room. He is told by Big Brother he has earned the chance to watch as much of the game as he wants in 30 minutes. He leaves the Diary Room and goes into the task room where there is a comfy chair, a telly and a shepherd's pie.
6.32pm Big Brother has gathered the housemates in the lounge for a task. There is a mini tractor and trailer with plastic animals hidden under a pile of soil. The housemates pull out an animal and that will dictate what outfit they will be wearing. Alex says "I'm a cock".
7.11pm There is one small pen where housemates are allowed to converse in their own tongue (ie speak). Otherwise they have to just speak in their animal noises.
Jonas and Dane are having a pig and goat dance-off in their outfits. Taking turns to out dance the other.
9.17pm All the housemates are gathered in lounge in their animal outfits. Except for Ivana and Stephanie who are exempt. Davina talks to the house - and announces Ivana has been evicted. Ivana kisses all her housemates goodbye before leaving "Ciao! Ciao! See you on Friday!"
9.47pm It's over 30 minutes since Ivana was evicted. The housemates are all relaxed and Nicola says "It's pretty good we didn't get evicted." She is then called to the Diary Room. In her chicken outfit. Big Brother asks how she is enjoying being in the house. Nicola admits she is "REALLY enjoying it." Big Brother "that's a shame as you have been evicted." And asks Nicola to take off her costume and leave by the door opposite. Nicola "I've got no shoes on."
10.15pm The housemates are cooking supper. They are still just communicating in their animal noises. Dane is worried it's a long time since Nicola went into the Diary Room.
Big Brother announces their break is over and they now all need to put their animal heads back on.
Davina is in the Diary Room. She is wearing Nicola's chicken outfit. Davina steps into the house. Vinnie is first to notice something is amiss "that's not Nic" The male housemates try to get her to talk. Dane asks the chicken "where is Nicola?"The chicken runs into the bathroom and hides in the loo. She is followed in by The Goat, the Horse, The Cockerel and the Pig…
She leaves the loo hotly pursued by the other animals. Alex dressed as a cockerel wants a closer look and trots after the chicken. The other housemates laugh "He thinks it's his missus" Alex wants a closer look at this new addition to the house.
Davina as the chicken collapses on Stephanie's bed - they both crack up laughing. The boys are still determined to find out who it is in the costume.
10.46pm Big Brother calls 'Nicola' to the Diary Room. The chicken looks relieved!
She leaves the lounge.
Davina is in the Big Brother chair telling Big Brother "they were spooked" She thinks the housemates are frightened where Nicola has gone. "It was pretty menacing." "I never thought they'd feel threatened by a chicken."
Stephanie says "that's completely freaked me out."
Big Brother tells the housemates their break is now over they have to put their animal heads back on. Davina leaves the Diary Room and returns to the house as a chicken. In the house Alex figures out why they are all wearing these costumes as it allowed someone else to enter.
All the housemates are told by Big Brother to gather on the straw bales. Dane says "If it is you Davina your getting your butt kicked" They all remove their animal heads. Davina is revealed.
DAY 26 4.33pm Stephanie is in the Diary Room she is the last woman in the house and says "it's a male house now." She reckons the chaps are probably thinking "Oh God! There is still one of the girls here."
Vinnie is in the bedroom talking to Alex, Jonas and Dane. He's telling them about his film career and how he "turned down Rambo" and how he was told "Sly really loves you man." He says what the money was and Alex unashamedly admits he'd have been happy with a fee like that.
Dane teases Vinnie "Your trousers are as high as Simon Cowbell's" Vinnie then turns the tables laughing at Dane's clothes picking up his outfit he says "were you an usher at a wedding" "it looks like you came straight from a wedding" They then discuss voting and Vinnie reckons "I could have half a million votes in my ashtray in my Range Rover and I'd still beat you."
8.07pm The remaining five finalists are sitting having their last supper. As they eat looking downcast... Frank Sinatra's "My Way" plays into the house. Housemates discuss their time in the Celebrity Big Brother House.
Dane says "it's been a brilliant experience." Alex says it's been an emotional rollercoaster for him and "I can act like a plonker sometimes but may be I have grown up." He reckons he has learnt whilst he's been in the house. Jonas too thinks he's grown up whilst in the house and has learnt a lot
Stephanie chuckles "I've never been teased so much since I was 10. You have been like teasing brothers and for that I thank you." Stephanie looks back and says how she's changed and when she thinks back to the stuck up woman that walked into the house.
"I thank you all enormously." "It's been a deeper experience than I could have imagined." They all hug - Steph sheds some tears in the arms of Vinnie. As 'My Way' finishes' playing out…
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